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“The other day in the airport, a woman grabbed me by the collar of my jacket and tried to pull me out of the women’s restroom while informing me, ‘This is the ladies room!’ I almost responded with a line from a poem I wrote years ago: ‘Yes, I know. It’s just I didn’t feel comfortable sticking this tampon up my penis in the men’s room.’ Instead, I just laughed and told her to take her hands off my apparently very queer jacket.” -Andrea Gibson