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"I wish I wrote the way I thought Obsessively Incessantly With maddening hunger I’d write to the..."

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:22:48 -0400

“I wish I wrote the way I thought
Obsessively
Incessantly
With maddening hunger
I’d write to the point of suffocation
I’d write myself into nervous breakdowns
Manuscripts spiralling out like tentacles into abysmal nothing
And I’d write about you
a lot more
than I should”

- Benedict Smith / “I Wish I Wrote The Way I Thought” (via babyheroin)

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nopierdastucabeza: que valiente s:

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:56:34 -0400

nopierdastucabeza:

que valiente s:

not-blonde: Winona Ryder in high school “I was wearing an old...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:18:32 -0400

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

g0kudera: sarahdesdemona: ninth-level-of-awesome: I love how...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:01:18 -0400

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

mediaite: Imagine A World Without Hate

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 10:15:38 -0400

mediaite:

Imagine A World Without Hate

"Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different."

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 20:13:03 -0400

“Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.”

- C.S. Lewis (via c-oquetry)

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